Monday, May 10, 2010

Nano's Stories and Some Thoughts!!!

These are not stories, not a thought.Better to say Tweets!


1. He proposed, she happily accepted but had a tragic end, because they got married.


2. I hope I will get Booker very soon, coz nobody read my last novel.


3. Examination Hall is the only place where a guy can openly ask to a girl............. Show me more!!


4. Research said most of the guys are becoming bankrupts these days, because they have girl friends.


5. I am withdrawing my resignation, coz the company who had hired me, they hired my manager too. :(


6. Somebody told Love Happens Only Once, yes true! one love for one girl.


7. She decided to screw his life and she has done that. now she is his wife! (What a tragedy)


8. She was waiting for him from a long time, one fine day he came with wife and kids but she purposefully dint recognize


9. I liked all your lies, especially one you told “I Love You”, I never forget.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Model of Resignation Letter

Last week one of my friends called up and said "dude, I heard you are changing your job? Good man"; and he wished me for that. Being into recruitment "my profile is motivating others to change their job" but when it comes to me... I really wanted to say changing a job is not so easy. Changing means, cutting all the identities with the company. From tomorrow we are not at all a part of this company. Somebody will occupy our cabin, some body will take our computer, we are loosing company mobile, address, can’t share lunch with our colleagues, it changes everything. I know we should move on, we need to discover a new place, new environment, and new boss! But the sad thing is that we can’t curse our manager any more for our problems!! :)

Reasons for looking change might be anything; but while writing a resignation letter we normally write some dead sentences to justify quitting. Normally people will ask my help to build up their resumes and as well resignation letter formats. So herewith I am mentioning few resignation letter formats to help the people who want to quit!!



Format - 1
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Dear Boss,

You know why I want to resign?
Since I am working in your team, I have no time to blog anymore. When I don’t have time to blog, my readers hate me. When my readers hate me, they will not visit my blog and hits will drop. When my hits drop, I become unhappy. When I become unhappy, I will eat a lot. When I eat a lot, I will get fat. When I get fat, it will affect your company image. When your company's image is affected, your business is no good, you will become unhappy. When you become unhappy, you eat a lot like me!. When you eat a lot, I'm afraid you will become fat like me.

You see Boss, it’s a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good. Because I care for you, boss.
So the conclusion is, I want to resign. Please let me go.



Regards,





Format - 2



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My Dear Boss,
Do you remember two months back I told my intention to resign.
I hereby tender my resignation.
This is the letter to.
Thank you






Format - 3


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Boss
I resign.
Regards,






Format - 4


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